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• Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
  Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....
• WRITERS have novel ways.
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
• I suppose that this is another of those young writers who are worth watching.
  Not reading; just watching. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. -- Irvin S. Cobb
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Lisa: You can't be cool just by spouting off a bunch of worn-out buzzwords.
  Bart: Don't have a cow, Lis! Marge: Bart's right....
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...