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Excellent. Not a trace of urine.
-- Superintendent Chalmers inspects the school sandbox,
"Whacking Day"
Related:
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! Chalme
[dryly] Hello, Seymour. Skinner: So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?...
Skinner: So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?
Chalmers: We're dropping the geography requirement....
Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
Gentlemen, start your whacking! -- Miss Springfield, "Whacking Day
Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all.
I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?...
Skinner: My lord, such destruction. [sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof] Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded" I immediately though of the word "Skinner"?...
Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down here....