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• Quimby: I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies.
  But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy." Crowd: Yaaaaaay! -- "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
  Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
• Bart: What happened? Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
  You're just finished, that's all. Bart: Finished?...
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Krusty: Where is that lousy little pisher -- [Bart walks in] [joyfully] Bart!
  [kisses him] [On stage, a fanfare plays] And now, boys and girls, here he is, the boy that says the words you've been longing to hear, like the salivating dogs that you are, Bart Simpson!...
• Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.
  -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...