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Crowd: We Need A Cure! We Need A Cure! Hibbert: Ho Ho Ho.
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Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure!
Hibbert: Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest.
Anything I give you would be a placebo.
Woman: [frantic] Where can we get these placebos?
-- "Marge in Chains"
Related:
We can turn a man into a woman, but we CAN'T cure cancer?
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw! -- Ace & 7 dwarve
Hi ho, Hi ho, its off to work we go.
Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
The kids can call you Ho-Ju! Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you....
Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of irresponsibility take you?
Grandma: I soon found people who shared my views at the state college....
ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....
Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.
Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles....
Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
I can remember when the doctor said that sleep was a good cure for whatever it was that ailed us.
Now, we find that too much sleep is harmful....