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Homer: Do You Want To Change Your Name To Homer, Junior?
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Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you.
-- Not to be confused with Ho-Ho's,
"Marge vs. the Monorail"
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