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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• From now on, I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil. -- Helen Lovejoy, "Marge in Chai
• Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino to join.
  .. [points at Homer] Homer: Homer. Minister: ......
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Marge: Has anyone seen Homer? Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy neighbor.
  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough....
• Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s.
  What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?...
• Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
  Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....
• Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
  Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...
• Helen: Hmm, Pita. Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East.
  Isn't that whole area a little iffy? Hoste...