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• Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years away.
  Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop....
• Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
  .. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
• Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
  She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred....
• Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
• Bart: [incredulous] Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnab it.
  Homer: [reproachfully] Bart, what did I tell you? Ba...
• Homer: Barney! How'd you like to sing for our group?
  Barney: [On the bathroom floor] Sure, why not? [searching] Now, where's me toothpick?...
• Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
  Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album. Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
  -- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
• Homer: We were about to learn an iron law of show busine
  what goes up must come down. Lisa: What about Bob Hope?...