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Homer: Hmm, "Baby On Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something Something, Burt Ward.
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Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings]
Baby On Board,
Something something, Burt Ward...
[spoken] This thing writes itself!
-- Homer "Amadeus" Simpson, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Related:
Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
-- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years away.
Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop....
Homer: [plays some chords, then sings tentatively] There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, But it wasn't Geraldo's fault.
.. [spoken] D'oh!...
Baby On Board.
Anyway, rock and roll had become stagnant. "Achy Breaky Heart" was seven years away
omething had to fill the void. That something was barbershop....
Homer: Well, I guess I should pay my share. Ned: [laughs] Relax, Homer.
I keep telling you, you're my guest. Homer: Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat!...
There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
-- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
Baby on Board, Mom on Valium.
Lookin for a baby at mother board !!