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• When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest?
  Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?" Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The....
• Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
  Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?...
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but.
  ..nah. Bob: [curious] No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice....
• Bart: [German accent] Hey mouse...say cheese. [snaps picture
  an Itchy robot collapses] With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero....
• Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
  Bart: Yeah! Lisa: Yeah! Bob: [disguising his voice from under the car] No!...
• Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it? Milhouse
  [motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape....
• Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun.
  There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptio...
• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...