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• Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
  Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....
• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
• Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Alison Taylor.
  Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see this. [low voice] Be ready with the ribbon....
• Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
  Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade....
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends.
  Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor....
• Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
  Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa...
• Lisa: [opening her eyes] Largo: Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.
  Lisa: [happy] I won first chair? Largo: No, you regained consciousness....