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Marge, It's Public TV! They Never Have Anything Good.
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Marge, it's public TV! They never have anything good. Where are the
Geraldos? Where are the Ewbankses-es?
-- Homer objects to Marge pledging money,
"Marge on the Lam"
Related:
Homer: Where are you going? Marge: I don't know. Home
When will you be home? Marge: I'm not sure. Home...
Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo! Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?...
Marge: Beautiful, huh? Homer and I used to come up here on dates.
[Flashback to said date, where Homer brandishes a thick stick] Homer, stop that!...
Man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls.
..where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust....
Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Home...
Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...