Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You Might Remember Me From Such Films As "The Boatjacking Of Supership 79" And "Hydro, The Man With The Hydraulic Arms".

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Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such
films as "The Boatjacking of Supership 79" and "Hydro, the
Man With the Hydraulic Arms". Coming up this hour on the
Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy
and Scratchy, the toontown twosome beloved by everyone --
even cynical members of Generation X!
Gen Xer: [watching at home] Pfft, yeah. "Groovy".
Meyers: Troy, I'm proud to offer your viewers these hand-drawn Itchy
and Scratchy animation cels. Each one is absolutely,
positively, 100% guaranteed to increase in value.
Announcer: [quickly] Not a guarantee.
-- Checks will not be honored either,
"Lady Bouvier's Lover"

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