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• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
• Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
  Homer: But there are five of us. Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!...
• Meyers: [explaining on the phone] Itchy just stole Scratchy's ice cream cone, and.
  .. Animator: Oh, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw....
• Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
  Then they would have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
• CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
  Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
  I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...