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• he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
  Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
• Lisa: Aw, look at that cute little baby ax. [baby ax runs to catch up with bigger axes] Marge
  It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty....
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Frink: Man, if this is happening here, I'd hate to think of what's happening in Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land, n-hey.
  [shot of empty parking lot in said park] Booth ma...
• Bart: [German accent] Hey mouse...say cheese. [snaps picture
  an Itchy robot collapses] With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero....
• Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
  Homer: But there are five of us. Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!...