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  Sir, what do you have to say about that? Bob...
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  And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....
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• Skinner: Now, students, I want you to be on your best behavior for this carefully-choreographed media event.
  Now this means there is to be no wising-off, no face-making, and no grass-eating....
• Lisa: Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio! [turns it on] Marty
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• Bob: Someday I'll have my vengeance -- someday, when I find my way out of this savage
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