Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the
afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places: the Pope goes to
hell and Bill goes to heaven. After a couple of days they fix this
problem and the Pope gets on the escalator to go to heaven and Bill
gets on the other to go to hell. The two pass each other on the way
and Bill asks, "How bad was it down there?" The Pope says, "Not that
bad, kind of hot and noisy, but I am glad to be going up to heaven
now. There's one thing up there I have been looking forward to." Bill
asks, "What is that?" The Pope replies, "I want to meet the Virgin
Mary." Bill, shakes his head sheepishly and whispers to the Pope, "Too
late."