President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an
administrative foul-up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was
sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil who
acknowledged the error. The Pope was told, however, that it would take
about 24 hours to fix the problem. The next day, the Pope was sent off
to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down. They
stopped to chat.

"Sorry about the mix-up" said the Pope. "Though I''m really excited
about going to heaven."

"Why''s that?"

"I''ve always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

"You''re about a day late."