Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go
to Oz, to visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill looked at Al and asked him why
he wanted to go. Al said that he needed a brain, and Bill agreed with
him.
Then, Bill asked the Secretary of Defense why he wanted to go, and he
said that he needed a heart. Bill also agreed with him. Then both
looked at Bill and asked him why he was going. He answered, "I'm
looking for Dorothy!"