A man gets on a bus with only a nun and the driver. He goes back and
says to the nun that he is going to die soon and he has a final
request.

''I have always wanted to make love with a nun,'' he says.

The nun agrees.

Afterwards, the man says, "I have a confession, I'm not going to die."

The nun says, "That's okay. My name is Jim. I'm on my way to a
Halloween Party."