A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he
feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The
lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor says the man. I'm just keeping in practice while
I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of
me."