A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped out of his BMW, a
speeding car ripped off the door. As the lawyer jumped up and down
cussing and swearing, a cop who was driving by stopped. He rolled down
the window and said, "What's wrong?"

The lawyer replied, "That idiot, speeding down the street, ripped off
my BMW's door!"

The cop said, "You lawyers make me sick. You worry too much about your
possesions. If you weren't blinded by greed, you would notice that
your arm got ripped off!"

"Oh no!" cried the lawyer, "My Rolex!"