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You Know You're A Redneck If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan.
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You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet
are on a chain.
You know you're a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains
but your pickup does.
Related:
You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....
You know you're a redneck if ... ... The primary color of your car is bondo.
... In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your mouth....
You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your wife's head.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include...
You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you up for a date to go out with your Dad!
You know you're a redneck when...... Your grandmother says, "Come here and look at this before I flush it!