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• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
• Your house has no curtains, but your pick-up truck doe
• You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  ** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
• Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women ** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  ** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck If your e-mail address ends in ".
  over.yonder.com" If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone....
• You know you're a redneck if ... ... The primary color of your car is bondo.
  ... In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your mouth....
• YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... You've ever cut your grass and found a car.
  You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't....