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• You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
• You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
• You know you're a redneck when people see your porch and think you're having a yard sale.
• You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
  You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
• You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you up for a date to go out with your Dad!
• You know you're a redneck if ... ... The primary color of your car is bondo.
  ... In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your mouth....
• You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
  Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....
• You know you're a redneck when...... Your grandmother says, "Come here and look at this before I flush it!
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....