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What's the difference between American pilots and Iraqi pilots?
American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
Top Ten New Advertising Slogans for Delta Airlines (From David Letterman) 10.
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A couple of TAC pilots were flying F-102's in escort with a B-36 bomber and were chinning with the pilot of the bomber to pass the time.
Talk fell to the subject of the relative merits of their re...
NW is working with Boeing to develop a/c specific to their needs.
Their first one will be the 7&7.........
Heard last weekend at Palo Alto while I was inbound from Leslie Sal
PAO Twr: "Mooney 23D, traffic is a Cherokee just entering downwind from the left 45....
Leaving Palo Alto on Friday. A Citabria had just landed
PAO: 85 Uniform, Taxi to position and hold. Me...
Extracted from the UK CAA GASIL (general aviation safety info leaflet) Dec 1991.
Lady Radar Controller: "Can I turn you on at 7 miles?" Airline Captain: "Madam, you can try....
Pilot: "Golf Juliet Whiskey, request instructions for takeoff" Persons unknow
"Open the throttle smoothly, check temperatures and pressures rising, keep the aircraft straight using ....
Student pilot (who forgot to ask for surface wind) "Please pass wind
Lost student pilot: "Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself

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