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Tower: "Alpha Charlie, climb to 4000 ft for noise abatement" AC
"How can I possibly be creating excess noise at 2000 ft?...
I went out to do some touch and goes today, and the ATIS ended with a slight twist.
..... "...altimeter 29.93. VFR departures advise ground control of destination and altitude and you play golf....
At the end of a long, bumpy ride from upstate New York to Charleston, WV several weeks ago, I heard CRW approach talking to someone
CRW - "By the way, N12345, I'd like to personally commend and ...
Several years ago I heard a pilot check in with approach control with the following (names changed because I don't remember them)
[said with an exaggerated Southern drawl] Birdseed Approac...
I heard this exchange between Baltimore Approach and a C-172 about 3pm on March 1st.
I missed the first part of the exchange, but the part I did hear follows....
My primary instructor always told me that I fly like that famous Chinese pilot, Wan Wing Lo.
THE CAT & DUCK METHOD OF IFR FLYING: Today's flight age is an era highlighted with increasing emphasis on safety.
Instrumentation in the cockpit and in the traffic control tower has reach...
TOULOUSE, French aviation authorities here admitted to a near-disaster which occured about a month ago aboard an Airbus A320 jetliner.
The controversial aircraft with its 'fly-by-wire' flight co...
The Northrop Corporation has taken legal action to prevent a Texas company from marketing a new product Northrop says might be confused with its B-2 Stealth bomber.
The product: Stealth Condoms. ...
Sue and Bob, a pair of tightwads, lived in the midwest, and had been married years.
Bob had always wanted to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barnstormer flew into town to offer rides....

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