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Q. What Did Dan White Say After He Shot Mayor Mascone?
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Q. What did Dan White say after he shot Mayor Mascone?
A. It's the right time for Milk! (yea yea)
Note: This pun only applies to west coast with Dairy Assosciation Ads.
For the rest of you, Don't read this!
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