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  Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. ==...
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  The shootee rushed the shot to the hospital and watched while they wheeled his friend into the O....
• Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• Annual checkup An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• There were two morons that wanted to go hunting. They went out into the woods and after a while decided to split up.
  One went one way and the other went another way. As this joke would have it, one of the morons shot the other moron by mistake....
• Q. What did Dan White say after he shot Mayor Mascone?
  A. It's the right time for Milk! (yea yea) Note: This pun only applies to west coast with Dairy Assosciation Ads....
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
  ho. ho" to his mother? He shot him....