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• Q: How come the Mexican Army only used 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? A: Because they only had 2 cars.
• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? A: They only had four cars.
• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo? A
  Thats all that they could fit in the back of the pick-up truck....
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
• Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
  Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck....
• This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire.
  He called every oil well fire fighter in the phone book....
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Perfection There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.
  After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding....