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What's the difference between straight rodeo riders & gay Rodeo riders?
The fans of the straight rider yell "ride that sucker!"......
What's the difference between an angry rooster & a lawyer? The rooster clucks with defiance...
5000 years ago, Moses said: Pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I'll lead you to the promised land.
5000 years later, Roosevelt said: Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, and light up a camel...
Our friend, Ed, the Texas A&M Aggie, got up one morning real early to go ice-fishing.
He gathered up his tackle, hammer and chisel and headed to a new lake he'd heard about....
I finally tried that Preparation H they're always talking about on TV.
It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my teeth, and ruined my toothbrush....
M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
Duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick.
Clerk says will that be cash or charge? Duck says "Just put in on my bill!...
How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....
This guy's sister wus soooo ugly... Well, how ugly wuz she?
She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out....
A father of 3 teen-aged daughters answered the doorbell, and a young man was standing there.
Yes?" said the father. The young man said, "Hi, my name is Eddie, I've come to pick up Betty...

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