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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• A man and his wife had decided to move to the country to enjoy the country life.
  They enjoyed it so much that eventually she became pregnant....
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
• From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: davidbe@sco.UUCP Subject: A Song for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) Keyword...
• GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND excerpted from "Kids Who Eat Paste" performed by The Brunching Shuttlecocks written by Lore "Cosmic Slug" Shoberg Scene
  A podium, with the Presidential Seal and a few microphones on it....
• Fresh Every 2.7 Days PEE YU PLATTER Clothes Pins Extra HOO FLUNG POO Napkins & Raincoats Provided SUC SUM TIT Children's Special YUNG POON TANG No Take Out Orders Accepted LUNCHEON SPECIALS SUM YUNG CHICK.
  .........$6.99 Different and Delicious WON HUNG LO....
• a bottle on the beach I was walking down the beach and found a bottle.
  One that looked like [I Dream of Jeanie] bottle....
• Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!
• From a booklet entitled "New Work Habits for a Radically Changing World" "They're only puttin' in a nickel, but they want a dollar song".
  ... (Song Title) "I have a microwave fireplace....