Before I Went To College I Wish I Had Known: That It Didn't Matter How Late I Scheduled My First Class, I'd Sleep Through It Anyway.

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Before I Went To College I Wish I Had Known:
That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through
it anyway.
That I could change so much and barely realize it.
That college kids throw airplanes too.
That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.
That every clock on campus shows a different time.
That if you were smart in high school, so what?
That I would go to a party the night before a final.
That I could sleep until 12:55 and still make my 1:00 class.
That my best friend is the worst roommate.
That you can know everything and fail a test.
That you can know nothing and ace a test. (I know a bunch of us are
testimony to this one!)
That I would never watch the news, and I would be totally out of touch with
the world happenings.
That Home is a great place to visit, But I wouldn't want to live there.
That the more money your parents give you, the less you have every time you
check your account!!
That parties get old, and sometimes you just want to kick back and watch a
movie.
That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
That friendship is more than getting drunk together, but I met most of my
friends through drinking.
That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.
That you could be totally broke, but still have enough to go to a bar!
That I would go home every weekend my Freshman year.
That I would laugh at all the Freshman going home every weekend my Senior
year.
That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.

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