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• Irv Kupcinet: "What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
• You have to wonder about any period in history in which people are saying that God is dead and Elvis is alive.
• Heard on Rush Limbaugh(sp?): Q: What's the difference between Elvis and Jim Wright?
  A: Everyone knows Wright is dead... This is a paradoy ad that appeared in the Chicago Reader....
• At the Republican convention, some radicals presented themselves as an "organization," "Draft Dodgers for Quayle.
  One of them quipped: "The GOP nominated a drug dealer and a draft dodger....
• Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subjec
  line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06...
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
• You go to heaven....God sneezes... What do you say?
• From Margie Boule's column ( Portland _Oregonian_).
  What do Elvis Presley and Lloyd Bentsen have in common?...