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• You made it to heaven and God sneezes, what do you say.
  Or. You made it to hell and you are angry because the guy next to dropped a hot coal on you foot....
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.
  "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• One day three school boys were discussing which way you enter heaven first.
  The first boy said, "You enter with your hands first because you're praying to God as you go up....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Irv Kupcinet: "What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?