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• Irv Kupcinet: "What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion - i.
  e. none to speak of. -- Lazarus Long "If God wanted us to have a president, He would have sent us a candidate....
• Heard on Rush Limbaugh(sp?): Q: What's the difference between Elvis and Jim Wright?
  A: Everyone knows Wright is dead... This is a paradoy ad that appeared in the Chicago Reader....
• ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS You’re in luck. As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.