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A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.
-- Stephen Crane...
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted
An ounce of vanity can ruin a ton of merit.
You know the type.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwy...
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. -- Sean O'Casey
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