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• Read my lips,'NO NEW TAGLINES!'...<teehehe>
• In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to digitize and then re-view some of the Presidential campaign speeches.
  Of particular interest was George Bush's famous "Read my lips, No New Taxes" speech....
• Read my lips. No more stolen taglines.
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• 28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
  2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
• Campaign Slogans NOT Chosen By George W. 1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
  2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time....
• Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
• Q: Have you heard about the new black disaster movie? A: It's called A-pack-of-lips Now
• Mr. Mondale says any new taxes in his administration will go toward reducing the budget deficit.
  Good idea. Borrow from Peter to pay Peter....