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• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks....
• How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins....
• How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....