College Light Bulb Jokes

How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time....
How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks....
How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins....
How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....