College Light Bulb Jokes

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How many Swarthmore students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eight--It's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's just that they're all violently twitching from too much stress....
How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--she calls a Smithie to do it....
How many Smith students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--all you need is one hot woman and you'll never have a heterosexual lightbulb again....
How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
How many Amherst students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thirteen--One to change the bulb and an a capella group to immortalize the event in song....
How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wesleyan's boycotting GE . . . you know, military-industrial complex and all that....
How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light bulb....
How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw it in....
How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....

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