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A Bubble In The Space-time Continuum Has Connected Your Line To A Channeler In The 23rd Century.
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A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.
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A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd Century.
Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.......
From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
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