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• No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No!
  Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!...
• And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
• beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
• BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
• ordinary message ending with a recorded BEEP and then silence for a few second
  HAHAHA Fooled you, here comes the real BEEP <real BEEP>...
• You know what to do at the tone."
• Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
• I like to leave messages *before* the beep.