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• You're dead in this town, fella.
• Speak into a walkie-talkie in truckers terms.
• Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
  Wait for the beep....
• A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
  So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
• Murphy is walking down a country lane near his home when he spies a leprechaun sitting on a fencepost.
  Ah ha!", says he to himself, "I'll catch the little fella and he'll have to give me his pot o' gold....