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• A friend of mine at school has this message, read by three people while the STAR TREK theme plays in the background.
  1: Room 17, the final frontier. 2: These are the messages of Chad's answering machine....
• The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
  I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
• One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine. Another voice
  Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name....
• in Michelangelo's voice: Hi, dudes, this is 031 343 xxxx.
  This is the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret underground hideaway....
• From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
  Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
• Ways to Annoy Others 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage"....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK.
• The "Bridge Scene", from STAR TREK V.V: CAPTAIN KIRK AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
  .. OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see....