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  This is the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret underground hideaway....
• Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier.
  (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine....
• Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right now, so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you.
  (uses a back-woods slow drawl type voice)...
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
• Ok, One more time... This is our answering machine.
  .. This is the message on our answering machine... ..Any questions?...
• Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.