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Hello, You've Reached 344-1312, The Apartment At The End Of The Universe.
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Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe. Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone. Keep your hands, feet, extremities and obscenities inside the car at all times. Enjoy your ride.
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beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first minute and $
2 for each additional minute. Please leave your name, phone number and a message....
Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....
My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background, or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello.
You have reached xxx-xxxx,otherwise known as the epicenter of the universe....
imitating Mr. Rogers] "Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. [sound effec
Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method doesn't work with a telephone call....