Englitch As She Is Spoke

Englitch As She Is Spoke

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Rome Doctor's Office: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Austrian Ski Resort: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
Swiss Restaurant Menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Polish Hotel Menu: Salad a firm's own make, limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finge
oasted duck let loose; beef....
Hong Kong Supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient service.
Bangkok Dry Cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Rhodes Tailor Shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we well execute customers in strict rotation.
Soviet Weekly in English: There is a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic printers and sculptors.
These were executed over the past two years....
Germany's Black Fore
Tokyo Car Rental: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigour....

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