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• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
• Then there was the woman who bought herself a Lamborghini, and though she wasn't particularly religious, she had worked hard for the car and wanted it blessed.
  She asked the rabbi next door to bless it for her, but he said, "A sports car is really a bit out of my domain....
• RELIGIOUS Q. Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
  A. Because people might think they were dancing. A Jewish couple had worked very hard to send their only son to college....
• A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.
  ] Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, "Sam, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork?...
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Three men of the cloth - a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi - were counting collections taken during services for the week.
  They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income)....
• Abe meets his frind (friend) Isaac on the street. Isaac
  Abe, why are you looking so sad? Abe: It's my son....
• MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
  I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
• Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
  After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders....