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Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent the weekend with the Marine's....
Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever a...
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