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Give religious tracts to each passenger.
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THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Where are huge tracts of land when you need them?
I'm very religious -- Orthodox Cynic.
I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A VASECTOMY? A DRY MARTINEZ.
............................................. HOW DO YOU MAKE A BULL SWEAT?...
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!
What's a cannibal's favorite religious text? How to Serve Your Fellow Man.